Laws of retardation: Theory One

I have recently begun to think I’m like an electron. They love light and are moved by it (literally and figuratively), are random and easy to excite and so am I. Electrons are so fast, shiny, round and small, yet amazing enough to have created the universe and practically make the world go round. They are inspiring and I want to be like them.

I hereby proclaim myself “Electron-itron”! :)